Hello! Loyola's JV just busted on Malvern! A fight broke out during the game and a Malvern player ended up getting pantsed, ultimately revealing his 3 millimeter defeater. MK with that clutch goal, stroked that thing on the goalies face mask. Heard the Malvern bus got a flat on their way home and they couldn't fix it because they're #specialneeds. How many Malvern kids does it take to change a light bulb? Idk, they probably would give up and beg for some #wang in their #booties, #LGBTQ!