Lol! And if you don't believe it, just watch one of their games! I swear the moms squeeze their oversized asses into those yoga pants to get some attention! Obviously their husbands are too preoccupied with 9 year old lacrosse to give any to them!
Yes, us Moms are so unworthy!! But let me tell you, you Dads have it going ON! There is nothing more attractive than your soft Dad bod, receding hair line, tight shirts and bad jeans. Thank you for putting us in our place! Ladies-please break out your fashion best for the next 8 am tournament. A classic A-line dress will hide our fat asses while attracting a sexist [lacrosse] at the same time!
