You make a commitment to us...until a holdback comes along that we can replace you with...
Coach is wannabe high school coach who drives a truck covered in line-x with a fake claymore mine on the front of it. Would you want your kid playing for this guy?
If you're into criticism, you could probably find something about every coach to criticize, as you did with this coach. However, to go after a coach for driving a truck with whatever adornments seems a little silly.