In our town, we would NEVER want a pro coach coming around, with all of those amazing players in tow, scoring all kinds of crazy goals, and making huge plays. We would talk mad smack about the guy, and be hugely, insanely jealous of how mediocre our kids are in comparison to those that work hard all year long. That's just OUR way, where we are from. Rather than express our desire to be more fair regarding play time, in exchange for a good record, we would cast hate his way. We would allow our bitterness to show as envy, even if he was a genuinely nice guy.