How about something different. And somewhat positive. Can every share some positive experiences for Express, Rebels, 9! and Empire at this age, both 1st and 2nd team. I know can't all be bad or nobody would go try out lol. My son wants to tryout for 2 clubs of the 4 listed.
My son plays for the first Empire team. He's had a great experience with the team and the boys showed a lot of improvement this past year. The coaches are engaged and encouraging. I'd recommend this team to anyone.
I'm sorry if that other poster considers that to be a "joke".