Any kid who goes to Hopkins and has a great academic record there is going to have a lot of great opportunities when they graduate. Unfortunately at Hopkins and several other selective schools that have scholarship lacrosse, a lot of kids do play for years and leave with the 'ole 2 point something a liberal arts gut major. You are right that those are the trash can resumes, but the examples of that are not isolated to Hopkins. Sadly it happens a lot, and that is why you have so many going to Plan B recent college grads in Baltimore and in DC areas who are club coaches who give private lessons when they can get that work.