US Lacrosse Community Forum Forums NORTHEAST LACROSSE BOTC MAIN FORUM (LI, CT, WC) Boys 2024 - 6th Grade Fall 2017/Summer 2018

HAHAHAHA toothless hicks. I never laughed at something harder. Its so true. Go back to your shack

Your jokes are pretty lame. Don't hate me just because my wife is hotter than yours.

Gotta hand it to you, don't know how someone can come up with a response like that, Love it.

Did the turtles get a team for this age?

If your kid isn't on Express then why do you care.If your kid left than good luck in your greener pasture. Kids leave programs all the time. Plenty of good players came on too. Coach was happy about many of those kids leaving believe me..
Say Hi, on the sidelines.....[/quote]
Now lets not be silly. The big guy was not happy about all of the kids that moved on. [/quote]

Noticed I used the word "many" and not "all". That guy is still "ONE" of the best coaches in the age bracket.
Yes he was spread thin last year, I agree. "MY" kid likes him and learns a lot from him. If the parents had issue, then move on and be happy somewhere else...Next...[/quote]

Next? Stop defending the big guy? He's STILL spread too thin. Four teams instead of five. That's only because the C team folded. Plus St. Anthony's and all his clinics. It's a bunch of bull! You claim he's one of the best coaches. If he was such a great coach and cared for the kids he wouldn't take on all that. It's the Express way. And the $$$.[/quote]

I am sure S2S will be so much better.. Lol. Why do you care anymore? Nobody cares you left.Says more about you that you left and now throw hate then it does about if the coach has a busy schedule. If you had a set of balls you would have said something to the coaches face. I guess you were too busy kissing his a$$. Everyone is a tuff guy on the keyboard but wouldn't say boo in person.

Keep chasing the dream, word of advice have a better attitude on your new "A" team. Your kid will hate you soon if you don't...[/quote]
Wrong team Mommy...nice try though[/quote]

Mommy for sure!! Keep defending him! Ha!

Enuff A and B arguing, that is between us LI parents.
Who is this loser from Madlax.
He is so f'ing annoying.
I bet his wife and kids hate him so he comes here to bust chops..
Who has the bug spray?????

Yeah, your wife is hot.... a HOT. FREAKING. MESS! In fact, if my dog was as busted as some of those heckling hyenas, I'd shave its [lacrosse] and walk it backwards. Trust me I don't hate you… I pity you. It's like watching a remake of the Deliverance!

Ooh, cutting edge comedy. Kind of funny to talk to a Washington, D.C. dad about mobile homes when Long Island is the king of crappy tats and carports.

LOL. Nothing better than beating up on Long Island tough guys.

Ummmm - I've lived on Long Island my entire life and haven't see too many carports - maybe you should learn more about other places, or just get out in general more.

WP is the king of white trash. It is worse than watching "Tatoo Nightmares." You know you can get them removed now. And don't get me started on the chain smoking mom that moans like a heifer in heat.

thats all you got... talk about lame... 5 years and counting and that all you can come up with. Stick to playing the banjo Lonnie....

Bu

I must have hit a nerve, but I don't think I hit that nerve with the "Day 1" bullets (well, maybe the last one stung a bit).
I think your real pain is coming from my observation that you are living through your son ...... I can spot clowns like you a mile away.

Also, I'm not a TAZ or WP parent (great programs, BTW) and I'm not even from Long Island.

Oral surgeon? Wow. Guess he couldn't make it in Med school huh? That's fancy. Good thing you guys get discounts and have stripper wives.

Oral surgeon and orthodontist huh? I'm more impressed that the wives work at Camelot.

I have not seen a carport in LI. I guess they exist around the hotels you stay in when you bring your broke [lacrosse] family up here. Last time your team came up your wives scared the crap out of the kids. They never saw baboons outside their cage before. Can you at least chain them to your tent next time.

A heifer in heat? What does that sound like John boy? The only cows up here are the one in the steakhouses and your ugly wives a couple times each summer.

Don't get too excited...That just the starters moms... the scrubs moms work at the Royal Palace.

God, you guys are are illiterate idiots. You guys probably spell Harvard, "H-O-F-S-T-R-A". You must close your eyes when driving on the LIE - the White Trash highway.

Can't wait to crush you guys again this Fall.

Wow - how long did you spend coming up with that 'gem'?!

Seriously can the BOTC administrator clamp down on this nonsense. This is supposed to be a place to get honest ( like it nor not) info on our kids lax journey. Whatever this is turning into is shameful.

The fact that these people even are allowed to have children is scary.

ahhhh.. come on... Don't get your panties into a pretzel. just having a little roast session with our pal from heehaw nation. Haven't you ever heard that the best medicine in life is laughter. I definitely took a double dose yesterday. Thanks to everyone that helped contribute. That was hilarious.

Honestly, if that is how you get entertained I feel bad for you. Get a hobby. Typing stupid jokes to a person you don't know over a message board is pathetic. We all know that you were the only 1 responding to your own nonsense anyway.

The worst thing about this site is when snowflakes like you come on here crying. If you bitched this much when your wife made you squat to pee you you would still be a man.

Who are you to say what this site is about? Did you read some rules somewhere that said that? Like my mother always said, if your gonna say something stupid, just keep your mouth shut

Heard team 24 was folding. Is that true?

Not True

Ok. How many teams. Weren't they trying to get 3?

They definitely have 2...You would be crazy to send you kid to a 3rd 24 team.

What was Schwalje thinking with the new players? Some of the kids that left were better. Maybe he's planning on actually coaching is from the beginning this time.

If he's the coach he claims to be he could have had a winning team last year but he didn't show enough and care. This year won't be any different. Big waist of money!

The new kids are better.

Sorry your cupcake got cut.

btw its "waste".

"Waist" is for something like, "my waist got so big I couldn't button my pants so I now wear sweatpants everywhere"

You (the original poster) make a choice to place your son on this and come on here after one practice and complain about the team and the coach. SMH.

Cupcake? Ha!
Sorry mommy teacher I wouldn't know about my waist getting so big and only wearing sweatpants, but I guess you know about that.

Or

My waist has gotten so big that I can't wear those new pants I bought, you know, the ones with the lobsters on them. What a waste!

Winners assemble as a team and losers sit in small groups and complain about the coach or players. Be a winner for your son and his teammates sake.

Not sure about that. I prefer to eat lobsters. That's the big guy that wears the lobsters but I thought this was about Schwalje.

Practice looked pretty good to me for first time out - hoping that most kids were spending time on the beach rather then Dad screaming at him to hit the ball wall. Rust should be expected. Powers was awesome.

They got Powers coaching them now? If so huge upgrade

Powers is not the coach.