Get some perspective. These are 7 and 8 year old kids. While you spew all this anger and shade they are picking their noses while watching Sponge Bob. Many of these kids wont even be playing lacrosse when they reach HS. Or they will end up hating you for jamming this down their throat 12 months a year for 7-8 years. My advice is to do a reality check. Tone it down, keep it positive, its just a game. As great as you think you are helping you may be damaging your relationship with son beyond repair.
My kid doesn't watch Sponge Bob, but he does pick (and eat) his boogers!
